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funny quotes for whatsapp:” LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE BUT IF U LAUGH WITHOUT ANY REASON  U NEED MEDICINE ” . Everyone in this world loves to laugh it is good for our health , here are some amazing quotes that u can read and post in you status whatsapp like funny quotes for whatsapp 


  1. Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
  2. The message below is a lie,
    The message above is the truth..
  3. If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
  4. If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
  5. Arguing with a fool proves there are two. – Doris M. Smith
  6. Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
  7. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
  8. Wise man talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something.
  9. People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.
  10. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  11. “Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.”

  12. “The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.”

  13. “The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.”

  14. “Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.”

  15. “Just going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.”

  16. “A man’s silence is wonderful to listen to.”

  17. “There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.”

  18. “Only a mediocre person is always at his best.”

  19. People say you can’t live without love…I think Oxygen is more important.
  20. We mature with the damage, not with the years.
  21. I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
  22. Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
  23. If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
  24. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life provided I die in the next hour or so.
  25. If you want people to remember you, borrow money from them