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one liner status for whatsapp

one liner status for whatsapp includes different types of whatsapp or many application status where you can share and use this amazing one liner status. more than 100 amazing one liner status you can see here in english and hindi

  1. Good morning, let the stress begin.
  2. Q is simply O with a cigar.
  3. Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely useless
  4. Constant carelessness leads to persistent failure.
  5. If “Plan A” did not work. Do not worry; The alphabet has 25 more letters.
  6. I had a terribly busy day converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
  7. Dear Samsung, also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
  8. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; The rest of us have to be the others.
  9. Wow, now I’m a graduate …….. Now the thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without a brain.
  10. I am pretty sure that my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
  11. I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see.
  12. An intelligent mind solves problems while a great mind avoids.
  13. I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

    They say alcohol kills slowly. And that? Who is in a hurry?
  14. Try saying the letter “M” without your lips touching.
  15. Try saying the letter “p” without your lips touching.
  16. Strange is a side effect of genius / being amazing.
  17. Relationships closely resemble algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and asked yourself Y?
  18. I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
  19. My girlfriend is like my iPad … I don’t have an iPad.
  20. The longer the title, the less important the work will be.
  21. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  22. Until I was thirteen, I thought he called me “Shut up!”
  23. I’m so poor that I can’t even pay attention.
  24. I’m so poor that I can’t even pay attention.

    When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in people’s eyes.

    I don’t hate you, I hate what you do and who you have become as a person.
  25. Stuck in a metaphorical bubble of existence.
  26. Sorry, I can’t hear you because of the sound of how amazing I am. (Yes, it is Harvey’s dialogue).
  27. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.
  28. Do not expect anything from anyone and you will never be disappointed.
  29. People are like music. Some tell the truth and rest, just noise.
  30. If they ignore you, it is a good time to concentrate on finding yourself and creating your own mystery.
  31. It stinks when the person he ignores is the only thing he wants in the world.
  32. Make me a choice and I will make you a memory.
  33. Some people live with a double personality as evil inside but pleasant outside.
  34. I am in my happy place. PLEASE DO NOT RUIN IT!

    Once you feel avoided by someone, never bother him again.
  35. It’s very funny how “friends” forget us when they don’t need more favors.
  36. Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
  37. Do not worry about those who ignore you. Take care of those who ignore others for you.
  38. I know I’m not perfect, but at least it’s not fake.
  39. Some people are like clouds. When they leave, the day gets brighter.
  40. It’s hard when someone special ignores you, but it’s harder to pretend that you just don’t care.
  41. Go ahead, ignore me. I can also play that game, and I’m probably better at it than you.
  42. Oh, so my texts are invisible to you? That’s great. I have always wanted a superpower.
  43. Ignore me while you can. Because after a while, I will stop caring.
  44. May my enemies live a long life to see my Success.
  45. If only I could not love, it would be a lighter version of me.
  46. Do not strive to make your presence felt, live it to make your absence felt.
  47. I am worse than my demons.
  48. Awesome ends with “me” and ugly starts with “u”.
  49. Hey, I found your nose; I was in my business again.
  50. I just wanted to say that you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
  51. It allows us to avoid selfish people as we avoid the terms and conditions of the software agreement.
  52. I had a terribly busy day converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. So, DND.
  53. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
  54. Do not give up, the beginning is always the most difficult.
  55. The things we take for granted that someone else is praying.
  56. Dreams are not what you see while you sleep, it is what does not let you sleep.
  57. I had a great ‘Night Out’ last night, according to my police report.
  58. I’m jealous of my parents, I will never have a child as great as theirs.
  59. Yes, I am smiling and you are no longer the reason.
  60. It is not an attitude, it is how I am.
  61. Don’t judge me, I was born to be amazing, not perfect.
  62. Don’t argue with an idiot, he will drag you to his level and hit you with experience.
  63. A jealous woman investigates better than the FBI.
  64. The only reason I am fat is because a small body cannot store all this personality.
  65. Going to Macdonald for a salad is like prostituting yourself for a hug.
  66. You never meet until you face the truth
  67. The first reaction to the truth is hate.
  68. The colors of the leaf change over time, the same goes for humans
  69. The richest man is not the one with the most, but the one who least needs
  70. The pain never leaves us We have to stop the pain.
  71. I may be crazy, but crazy is much better than stupid.
  72. We always ignore those who worship us, and we worship those who ignore us.
  73. Sometimes, the wrong decisions take us to the right places.
  74. Don’t expect anything from the person, you don’t.
  75. It all comes down to the last person you think of the night.
  76. Money cannot buy happiness, but it can rob someone else.
  77. Sometimes, the person you trust most is the one who least trusts you.
  78. 100% of people who talk shit about your life have lives more horrible than you.
  79. The person who makes you the happiest is also the person who can hurt you the most.
  80. Smile and let everyone know that today you are much stronger than yesterday.
  81. Until I was thirteen, I thought he called me “Shut up!
  82. Do not expect anything from anyone and you will never be disappointed.
  83. If they ignore you, it is a good time to concentrate on finding yourself and creating your own mystery.
  84. Some tell the truth and rest, just noise.
  85. It stinks when the person he ignores is the only thing he wants in the world.
  86. Make me a choice and I will make you a memory.
  87. Some people live with a double personality as evil inside but pleasant outside.
  88. Once you feel avoided by someone, never bother him again.
  89. It’s very funny how “friends” forget us when they don’t need more favors.
  90. Take care of those who ignore others for you.
  91. It’s hard when someone special ignores you, but it’s harder to pretend that you just don’t care.
  92. I can also play that game, and I’m probably better at it than you.
  93. Because after a while, I will stop caring.
  94. If only I could not love, it would be a lighter version of me.
  95. Do not strive to make your presence felt, live it to make your absence felt
  96. Strange is a side effect of genius / being amazing.
  97. I had a terribly busy day converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
  98. You are beautiful until your 30-day Photoshop test is over.
  99. may my enemies live a long life to see my Success

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